cynthipoo: bizaaro: promo4homo: ivanoooze: ‘Sup, nerds? Haven’t been here in a while so just wanna see what’s up with all of y’all. How’s life knowing you guys are completely useless to the world? I’ve been in the Marine Corps for 5 years, I’ve done more than 1,000 hours of community service, I’m a Cornell graduate with a 4.0 and I’m the manager of a family run Italian restaurant in Boston. While you guys sit there on Tumblr reblogging dumb pictures of the Kardashians and wishing you guys had friends, I’m living the life, making money in my sleep and, no ladies, I’m happily engaged to hottest girl in the fucking world so hold your temptations to talk to me. I almost feel sorry for all of you, sitting in front of your computers all day feeling miserable about yourselves, never going anywhere in life. Sigh, whatever. You guys think you’re so high and mighty because you’re so popular on the internet HAHAHA don’t make me laugh all of you are insignificant little insects compared to me. And also, all you dudes reading this are gay because everyone knows every single guy on tumblr is gay. Except for me because I like breaking barriers, I’m a people’s person you know don’t let society tell me what I can and can do haha. So yeah, just checkin in. Later, nerds. every guy on tumblr is gay except for me because i like breaking barriers  I’m sure you won’t go very far in life with that attitude. You also must be a nerd because you went to Cornell and graduated with a perfect average. You’re probably a Mama’s boy who obviously listens to what you can and can’t do because you work at your family’s restaurant. You also are ‘gay’ because you posted this on Tumblr. So I guess your hot girlfriend will leave you because you like penis fights with men. You’re hideous and I’m sure your junk is small with that inflated ego of yours. Take off your military uniform because you obviously learned none of the values while serving. Have fun being a hypocritic Guido. I cannot believe people actually believe these LOL. LOLOL. This guy is a mother fucking tool.

cynthipoo:

bizaaro:

promo4homo:

ivanoooze:

‘Sup, nerds? Haven’t been here in a while so just wanna see what’s up with all of y’all. How’s life knowing you guys are completely useless to the world? I’ve been in the Marine Corps for 5 years, I’ve done more than 1,000 hours of community service, I’m a Cornell graduate with a 4.0 and I’m the manager of a family run Italian restaurant in Boston. While you guys sit there on Tumblr reblogging dumb pictures of the Kardashians and wishing you guys had friends, I’m living the life, making money in my sleep and, no ladies, I’m happily engaged to hottest girl in the fucking world so hold your temptations to talk to me. I almost feel sorry for all of you, sitting in front of your computers all day feeling miserable about yourselves, never going anywhere in life. Sigh, whatever. You guys think you’re so high and mighty because you’re so popular on the internet HAHAHA don’t make me laugh all of you are insignificant little insects compared to me. And also, all you dudes reading this are gay because everyone knows every single guy on tumblr is gay. Except for me because I like breaking barriers, I’m a people’s person you know don’t let society tell me what I can and can do haha. So yeah, just checkin in. Later, nerds.

every guy on tumblr is gay

except for me because i like breaking barriers 

I’m sure you won’t go very far in life with that attitude. You also must be a nerd because you went to Cornell and graduated with a perfect average. You’re probably a Mama’s boy who obviously listens to what you can and can’t do because you work at your family’s restaurant. You also are ‘gay’ because you posted this on Tumblr. So I guess your hot girlfriend will leave you because you like penis fights with men. You’re hideous and I’m sure your junk is small with that inflated ego of yours. Take off your military uniform because you obviously learned none of the values while serving. Have fun being a hypocritic Guido.

I cannot believe people actually believe these LOL.

LOLOL.

This guy is a mother fucking tool.

Reblogged 3 months ago from cynthipoo (Originally from dekutree)
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  1. altruline reblogged this from rubbertoy and added:
    I’ll use him on my psychiatrist thesis on narcissism within the marine corps.
  2. charnice-nichole reblogged this from semperannoying and added:
    haha just like a Marine to be cocky but na bro, I’m not miserable
  3. stompbeast reblogged this from satanicpowerpop and added:
    i hope this is real. millions of tumblr users need to see this
  4. doctor-professor-smith reblogged this from thisactuallyismyfinalform and added:
    Isn’t breaking barriers the same as smashing backdoors in? Isn’t that what gay guys do?
  5. thisactuallyismyfinalform reblogged this from mrjeebles and added:
    All it took was one dislike on his Nickleback Tribute Remix, to turn him down this path.
  6. idle-time reblogged this from abbsurdity and added:
    but.. he’s a PFC.. private first class.. maybe a lance corporal I cant make it out. it’s right on his collar. That’s the...
  7. idesofswing reblogged this from satanicpowerpop and added:
    i feel so much better about my life now
  8. microred reblogged this from sarsiangel and added:
    >calling guys on tumblr gay, on tumblr >on tumblr
  9. v0lbeat reblogged this from polytoed and added:
    I don’t know why he needs to add the second part did he forget he mentioned he was engaged or did he just forget about...
  10. satanicpowerpop reblogged this from mrjeebles
  11. frnkkk reblogged this from dekutree
  12. ihossainity reblogged this from raianxionsin
  13. abbsurdity reblogged this from gurosexual
  14. sarsiangel reblogged this from semperannoying and added:
    Is he for real? :))
  15. oroaurum reblogged this from dekutree and added:
    “break barriers”?
  16. semperannoying reblogged this from cynthipoo
  17. raianxionsin reblogged this from cynthipoo and added:
    LOLOL. This guy is a mother fucking tool.
  18. chrisemmett reblogged this from cynthipoo
  19. cynthipoo reblogged this from bizaaro and added:
    I cannot believe people actually believe these LOL.
  20. slowdown-ambitiousjuvenile reblogged this from p-a-t-h-f-i-n-d-e-r
  21. bizaaro reblogged this from rubbertoy and added:
    I’m sure you won’t go very far in life with that attitude. You also must be a nerd because you went to Cornell and...
  22. jellopoop reblogged this from dekutree
  23. les-yeux-de-la-lune reblogged this from witsmart-mccoy
  24. frostygelfling reblogged this from shakira-oneal and added:
    They can’t tell him what he can and can do. So hardcore >:O I don’t think he realizes that the vast majority of tumblr...
  25. shakira-oneal reblogged this from polytoed
  26. witsmart-mccoy reblogged this from dekutree and added:
    LOLOLOLO OH LOOK, ITS THIS THREAD AGAIN
  27. gurosexual reblogged this from candycoatedclitoris and added:
    the best part of this joke is that men like this DO EXIST and still try to get with me. and then i’m like oh sweetheart…
  28. churchoftacocabana reblogged this from polytoed and added:
    hahahhahhaha ohh gees
  29. koopa-queen said: ivan idk i feel so dumb when i say this but omfg these posts are literally the highlights of my day i laugh so much
  30. shutupsummer reblogged this from dekutree
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  32. nickitively reblogged this from polytoed and added:
    is this real? is there someone out there who is really this much of a fucking douche?
  33. mrjeebles reblogged this from dekutree