has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine


then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

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Anonymous: Let us dream that Justin has a big dick


okay but imagine you’ve always been a huge justin bieber fan and u finally have a change to meet ur idol so u buy a meet&greet package for 400 fucking dollars but it doesnt matter bc u love him so much… then the concert day comes, u have so much fun and finally when its time to meet him u awkwardly go to him and tell him how much you love him and how much he means to you then he hugs u and whispers into your ear “i wanna get to know u better my security will tell u where to wait” you almost pee ur pants and u go to the security guard and he walks u to a big locked room. then 20 minutes later justin comes in and starts aggressively kissing your neck. u think “hyfr 400 dollas finally worth it.” u kiss him back and he pushes you into a wall you start unbuttoning his pants while he does the same to you. he starts to play with your breasts and you moan into his ear “justin pls i want you”  he says “okay sweetheart” and starts kissing you passionately. he keeps teasing you but you cant wait to feel him inside. then you start begging “justin pls i cant take it anymore pls pUT IT IN..” and he looks at you and says “wtf bitch ive been thrustin for 15 minutes straight the fuck is wrong with u” he pulls out and walks away.. you sit there speechless he’s been thrusting all along but you couldnt even feel his dick wHO GONN HELP U WHEN THIS HAPPENS??? NOT ME!!!!!! IM SAVIN U THE TROUBLE



I don’t know about you..


But I think they’re separated from birth. That, or, Ken’s his son.



This little shit looks like him. Look how smug he is.

Considering Jecht was an alcoholic, Spira should name a type of Vodka after him.

They could call it a Jecht Shot.

When people make arguments against the existence of White Privilege and Patriarchy using racist and sexist stereotypes.





Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

I bet 5 minutes later they slid up in some DM’s asking for nudes

you know these assholes had NO PROBLEM with anything in her show until that word popped up

it’s not nudity they have a problem with

it’s a woman who is empowered and in control of how when and why she dresses and dances how she wants

when their precious male gaze is questioned or dismissed, suddenly she’s a terrible feminist, and they try and shame her for the very thing that was turning them on seconds before

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